Hi! Thanks for coming. (You look great, by the way). Would you like to sit down? Please, make yourself comfortable.
Great. That’s great. Can I get you anything? No? Good? You’re good?
Okay. Now that we’re all settled, I can’t put it off any longer. I have to tell you something.
Remember last Monday, when I was feeling all shiny and inspired and I promised that I would share my latest culinary creations with you?
“It will be great!!!” I enthused enthusiastically, using far too many exclamation marks for someone who claims to spend her working hours immersed in Corporate World.”I haven’t been cooking much lately, because it’s been hot outside and stuff, but I’m totally going to start doing it again! I have a catchy title for blogging about it and everything!!!!”
Okay. So. Not only did I barely turn my oven on at all last week, but I actually think I’m regressing.
equals peanut butter and jam in a bowl.
Please don’t judge me…