Kitchen Confidential Confessional

Hi! Thanks for coming. (You look great, by the way). Would you like to sit down? Please, make yourself comfortable.

Great. That’s great. Can I get you anything? No? Good? You’re good?

Okay. Now that we’re all settled, I can’t put it off any longer. I have to tell you something.

Remember last Monday, when I was feeling all shiny and inspired and I promised that I would share my latest culinary creations with you?

“It will be great!!!” I enthused enthusiastically, using far too many exclamation marks for someone who claims to spend her working hours immersed in Corporate World.”I haven’t been cooking much lately, because it’s been hot outside and stuff, but I’m totally going to start doing it again! I have a catchy title for blogging about it and everything!!!!”

Okay. So. Not only did I barely turn my oven on at all last week, but I actually think I’m regressing.


equals peanut butter and jam in a bowl.

for dinner.

Please don’t judge me…

8 thoughts on “Kitchen Confidential Confessional

  1. I’m not even sure what to say to this. Disappointed? Hurt? Heartbroken? Not really; I think it’s hilarious. Were you out of gluten free bread, hence the peanut butter and jam in a bowl?

    • Pffft. Please. Give me some credit…There was gluten free cereal in the bowl too. I’m not a total animal!!

      🙂 Glad I was able to entertain you on a Monday morning!

    • No, pretty sure it’s not technically cooking. At all. Not even a little.

      Glad you’re not totally horrified by my lack of culinary skills 🙂

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