amb’s alarm goes off this morning. amb thinks, “this is the last time I have to listen to that alarm ALL YEAR”
amb’s sitting at the breakfast table with the newspaper. amb thinks, “the news is depressing. I’m not going to read any more newspapers ALL YEAR”
amb’s grocery shopping. amb thinks, “I’m not going to stand in line anymore ALL YEAR”
amb’s eating lunch. amb thinks, “I should have that second cookie – it’s the last chance I’ll have to eat cookies ALL YEAR”
Man, that joke never gets old.